-Part2-The “Zombie-Christian dictionary”

The “Zombie-Christian dictionary”

-By: Pastor – Riaan de Beer of Sin2Swag Ministries.deadalive2

How do you really look on the inside?

Let’s see if we are actually a “Zombie-Christian” wearing a mask…

…are we like…

The “Zombie -worship leaders” who utters racial slurs at home, because they still haven’t changed-out their hearts of stone for hearts of flesh?

-or –

How about…

The “Zombie-giving Christian” who gives only where all can see him, there where he has a chance to say his say on a pedestal, because this will promote his business and what his business does for the community.

–or-

How about…

The “Zombie-promise-breaker”, from whom you are still waiting 6 months down the line, to release funds to that community project, which he promised that he would bring relieve to; or the information platform he would design, which by the way, was his idea. Saying he will donate his efforts to the cause, but weekend after weekend drinking; drink after drink, while the community projects and promises gets “peed” down the drain.

Then you get…

The “Zombie-deceiving pastor” who cheats on his wife, while also touching all the females he councils in an inappropriate manner, so much so that everybody sees it, but nobody says it !                                        –or-

The “Zombie-self-righteous pastor” who degrades and verbally abuses the heartbroken downtrodden gay person who rents his side-apartment. All because the pastor wants him out of his life he treats him badly, because he saw the pastor half-naked with another woman at his house ! All the time the pastor and his son screaming; “you are going to hell, because of your life-style”(If I were the other person, I would have said – “Your chasing me away from here, now you tell me you want to meet up later, make up your mind !”)      Ha Ha Ha…get some ! You double-minded “Zombie-pastor” …you !

-or-

The “Zombie-cheating pastor “who suddenly cancels bible school and moves away because of a somewhat personal matter. I’d say ! Personal matter my left foot ! Divorcing his second wife of 17 years because he had two affairs, one of which is ongoing, then starts stealing her dead husbands tools to sell them off  ! Then doesn’t even say as much as a good-bye to the son he raised as his own the last 17 years !

-also-

The “Zombie-god-complex dean” of bible college who says – “How dare you pray for someone without asking my permission !? I have a doctorate degree and deserve to be treated in such manner ! You cannot tell them that you did that, it is amazing, but you are only an employee here, I will have to take the lead on this from now as I am the dean !” – What a great example of humility this person is.

-with-

The “Zombie-church”

 – You’re forbidden to visit another church !

–  You’re forbidden to go to another ministry or church camp !

 – You’re forbidden to be involved at another ministry or foundation not okayed by us !

– You’re forbidden to praise God with a joyful sound or clapping & waving of hands !

– You’re forbidden to pray for others, it’s only the pastors job !

– You’re forbidden to lead someone to God by introducing Christ to them, it’s only the pastors job !

-and of course-

The “Zombie-youth church”

– No we don’t need your help we have everything under control – but they have no youth programs for youth in place and youth are leaving the church !

– I heard an electrical guitar at the praise and worship in the music playing, this is from satan !

– Youth leader who smokes in front of the youth !

– Youth church that do not even open in prayer !

– Youth church who only plays games & watches movies– no scripture reading – no teachings !

….to be continued….


 

Now that was a mouth full, unfortunately the truth and not the end....

Next time -Part 3 – “Zombie-Christian”-“But we are only human !”

 Until then…Fear No evil !

-By: Pastor – Riaan de Beer of Sin2Swag Ministries.

 

 

 

 

 

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